okaywork:

when you wanna call somebody out but then you remember you’re too grown to be acting petty

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sassykardashian:

Me when a bug touches me: This is a gated community, please get the fuck off the property

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officialjeffgoldblum:

emasculate:

teenbitch:

WHAT

i honestly love this more than anything in the world

i thought this was a joke but i googled it and it’s real


swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

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raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

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